T OR D 2 REF

Opportunity doesn't knock twice.

After the first time, it breaks down the door and points a gun at your head.

Así es la vida

If websites were fruit, Twitter is a banana. It's easy to open, easy to eat, and while there might be some nasty spots, you can peel them off and keep going. MySpace is a tangerine because there's some useful stuff inside if you're willing to dig through the mess of leftover peel and sticky membrane. Facebook is a durian because it's massive, frightening, and once you get past the spikes on the shell, you remember the goo inside smells like dead garbage.