Goon Wisdom #5

G1: "Those Cali people in the back geeked."
Cali guy: (walking into lobby) "WELL I'M GONNA GO I HAVE SOME BIZZLE TO TAKE KIZZLE!"
(Crickets)
(Leaves with tail between legs)
G2: "You know those tight pants makin him sterile."

Goon Wisdom #4

G: "Sun hadn't come up yet, it's gonna rain. That's babymaking weather! Don't wear a rubber when it rains."
"Man why you tryna make babies?"
G: "I'm gonna have some kids. I need something pure in my life like a baby girl. All y'all muthafuckas corrupted."

Goon Wisdom #3

"Zero bars don't come in King Size, baby."

Goon Wisdom #2

"I quit smoking because I thought I found the equation for the universe inside a Sprite bottle."

Goon Wisdom #1

"You know what China Brush is, baby? Google China Brush."

Oración de Rosas

Enjoy the come up, because it might be all you get.

Feliz Cumpleaños

One time in CPort I watched a crackhead squat in front of Mercury Lounge, take off a pair of lace women's draws he was wearing over his track pants, and throw them in a palm tree. He saw me looking and told me not to tell anyone, then took another pair out his backpack, put them on, and kept going down the street.

That's why they let you carry around a Solo cup and drink in public in Savannah.