Goon Wisdom #11

"The day you don't have it is the day you gon need it."

Goon Wisdom #10

"People think when they leave, the boat gon stop moving. The boat don't stop, man."

Goon Wisdom #9

"They tryna play big tough rapper now, but they shoulda been doin that in the hood. It's too late for that shit."

Goon Wisdom #8

"If you can't see small blessings, you missin big ones."

Effingham

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I can laugh because parts of my DNA were in Georgia centuries before anybody sailed in wanting to name it after a European monarch with blue piss.

Goon Wisdom #7

"We gonna start piss testing employees. If your sample clean, you're fired."

Goon Wisdom #6

"Sometimes there'll be this sense of family with them and my people, but then something happens and you realize, damn. These people really don't give a shit about me."