Goon Wisdom #8

"If you can't see small blessings, you missin big ones."

Effingham

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I can laugh because parts of my DNA were in Georgia centuries before anybody sailed in wanting to name it after a European monarch with blue piss.

Goon Wisdom #7

"We gonna start piss testing employees. If your sample clean, you're fired."

Goon Wisdom #6

"Sometimes there'll be this sense of family with them and my people, but then something happens and you realize, damn. These people really don't give a shit about me."

Goon Wisdom #5

G1: "Those Cali people in the back geeked."
Cali guy: (walking into lobby) "WELL I'M GONNA GO I HAVE SOME BIZZLE TO TAKE KIZZLE!"
(Crickets)
(Leaves with tail between legs)
G2: "You know those tight pants makin him sterile."

Goon Wisdom #4

G: "Sun hadn't come up yet, it's gonna rain. That's babymaking weather! Don't wear a rubber when it rains."
"Man why you tryna make babies?"
G: "I'm gonna have some kids. I need something pure in my life like a baby girl. All y'all muthafuckas corrupted."

Goon Wisdom #3

"Zero bars don't come in King Size, baby."