Best Ways to Get Fired:
3. Run screaming through building spraying everyone with fire extinguisher.
2. Use Freddie Krueger-style garden shears to rip out giant chunks of drywall.
1. Climb onto roof to fling sea urchins at pedestrians and through open windows.
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DIRTY SOUTH KRAUT
PSA's from the Lunatic Fringe
ENCIENDA AQUÌ
"If you knew betta, you'd do betta. I'm bout to make all the sense in the world right now, but the world don't make no sense." -YOUNG
"Well respected from the A to the CPort." -Slick Pulla
"I and I come to change the mood." -Rockers
"SCREW IT ON ... BUY THE TICKET, TAKE THE RIDE." -HST
"May you live in interesting times." -CHINESE CURSE
"I can protect myself from my enemies, may God protect me from my friends." -ITALIAN PROVERB
"$200,000 more and we ought to take a leak." -Tony Montana
"Well respected from the A to the CPort." -Slick Pulla
"I and I come to change the mood." -Rockers
"SCREW IT ON ... BUY THE TICKET, TAKE THE RIDE." -HST
"May you live in interesting times." -CHINESE CURSE
"I can protect myself from my enemies, may God protect me from my friends." -ITALIAN PROVERB
"$200,000 more and we ought to take a leak." -Tony Montana
I PUT ON FOR MY CITIES
"'Only poets and thieves can exercise freewill and most of them die young.' How about a man who's both a poet and a thief - and a hellfire good shot as well. A man like that could hold out for a long time." -Hunter S Thompson
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