St. Patrix Day

Written in my water bill:

"This year, Department of Watershed Management's mascots Captain Clean Stream, Chatty & Hooch and John Flush will be on hand for Atlanta's St. Patrick's Day Parade, tossing beads, candy and conservation aids from the Department's float."

I wish Atlanta would leave GA St. Patrick's Day to Savannah if the best we can do is John Flush throwing shower heads and candy from a toilet float. Basic infrastructure doesn't need mascots.