Candela

Best Ways to Get Fired:

3. Run screaming through building spraying everyone with fire extinguisher.

2. Use Freddie Krueger-style garden shears to rip out giant chunks of drywall.

1. Climb onto roof to fling sea urchins at pedestrians and through open windows.

ATLSAV

In Savannah if you think you smell shit, it's paper pulp that fuels the regional economy. In Atlanta if you think you smell shit, it's shit. And may be about to carry your car away in a flash sewage flood.

On the other hand, Atlanta's roads get torn up so often because we have the advantage of doing construction wherever the fuck we want without turning up mass graves. You can't get away with that in Savannah thanks to the 18th century assumption that from urine to corpses, once you threw something out the window it would just go away. At least if ATL had to burn to cinders, it sanitized all the skeletons.

ATL: 1 - CPort: 1

WHY NOT

"As I grow older and meaner and uglier it becomes more and more clear to me that only a lunatic or an egomaniacal asshole would try to impose the structure of his own lifestyle on people who don't entirely understand it, unless he's ready to assume a personal responsibility for the consequences." -HST