Incienso Refrescante Himalaya

I. Anarchy seems better as a religion than a government, and Catholicism is a better government than religion. For all we know, the Rosetta Stone is full of typos.

II. I can't remember if I've ever been to the Savannah Jazz Festival, or if that night in the park with a stage and lights when everyone was drunk and singing along to "Gimme That Wine" was just quick work by a wino with an opportunistic streak.

O Siete Potencias

They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions because we all go there eventually but the vicious and ruthless at least use their leverage to ride in cars, where the good hearted are more useful as asphalt. Salud.

T OR D 2 REF

Opportunity doesn't knock twice.

After the first time, it breaks down the door and points a gun at your head.

Así es la vida

If websites were fruit, Twitter is a banana. It's easy to open, easy to eat, and while there might be some nasty spots, you can peel them off and keep going. MySpace is a tangerine because there's some useful stuff inside if you're willing to dig through the mess of leftover peel and sticky membrane. Facebook is a durian because it's massive, frightening, and once you get past the spikes on the shell, you remember the goo inside smells like dead garbage.

Christian Audigier

Von Dutch was real.

"I make a point of staying right at the edge of poverty. I don't have a pair of pants without a hole in them, and the only pair of boots I have are on my feet. I don't mess around with unnecessary stuff, so I don't need much money. I believe it's meant to be that way. There's a struggle you have to go through, and if you make a lot of money it doesn't make the struggle go away. It just makes it more complicated."
-Von Dutch

Candela

Best Ways to Get Fired:

3. Run screaming through building spraying everyone with fire extinguisher.

2. Use Freddie Krueger-style garden shears to rip out giant chunks of drywall.

1. Climb onto roof to fling sea urchins at pedestrians and through open windows.

ATLSAV

In Savannah if you think you smell shit, it's paper pulp that fuels the regional economy. In Atlanta if you think you smell shit, it's shit. And may be about to carry your car away in a flash sewage flood.

On the other hand, Atlanta's roads get torn up so often because we have the advantage of doing construction wherever the fuck we want without turning up mass graves. You can't get away with that in Savannah thanks to the 18th century assumption that from urine to corpses, once you threw something out the window it would just go away. At least if ATL had to burn to cinders, it sanitized all the skeletons.

ATL: 1 - CPort: 1

WHY NOT

"As I grow older and meaner and uglier it becomes more and more clear to me that only a lunatic or an egomaniacal asshole would try to impose the structure of his own lifestyle on people who don't entirely understand it, unless he's ready to assume a personal responsibility for the consequences." -HST