Feliz Cumpleaños

One time in CPort I watched a crackhead squat in front of Mercury Lounge, take off a pair of lace women's draws he was wearing over his track pants, and throw them in a palm tree. He saw me looking and told me not to tell anyone, then took another pair out his backpack, put them on, and kept going down the street.

That's why they let you carry around a Solo cup and drink in public in Savannah.