Goon Wisdom

#11: "The day you don't have it is the day you gon need it."

#10: "People think when they leave, the boat gon stop moving. The boat don't stop, man."

#9: "They tryna play big tough rapper now, but they shoulda been doin that in the hood."

#8: "If you can't see small blessings, you missin big ones."

#7: "We gonna start piss testing employees. If your sample clean, you're fired."

#6: "These people really don't give a shit about me."

#5: "You know those tight pants makin him sterile."

#4: "Sun hadn't come up yet, it's gonna rain. That's babymaking weather."

#3: "Zero bars don't come in King Size, baby."

#2: "I quit smoking because I thought I found the equation for the universe inside a Sprite bottle."

#1: "You know what China Brush is, baby?"