In Savannah if you think you smell shit, it's paper pulp that fuels the regional economy. In Atlanta if you think you smell shit, it's shit. And may be about to carry your car away in a flash sewage flood.
On the other hand, Atlanta's roads get torn up so often because we have the advantage of doing construction wherever the fuck we want without turning up mass graves. You can't get away with that in Savannah thanks to the 18th century assumption that from urine to corpses, once you threw something out the window it would just go away. At least if ATL had to burn to cinders, it sanitized all the skeletons.
ATL: 1 - CPort: 1
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DIRTY SOUTH KRAUT
PSA's from the Lunatic Fringe
ENCIENDA AQUÌ
"If you knew betta, you'd do betta. I'm bout to make all the sense in the world right now, but the world don't make no sense." -YOUNG
"Well respected from the A to the CPort." -Slick Pulla
"I and I come to change the mood." -Rockers
"SCREW IT ON ... BUY THE TICKET, TAKE THE RIDE." -HST
"May you live in interesting times." -CHINESE CURSE
"I can protect myself from my enemies, may God protect me from my friends." -ITALIAN PROVERB
"$200,000 more and we ought to take a leak." -Tony Montana
"Well respected from the A to the CPort." -Slick Pulla
"I and I come to change the mood." -Rockers
"SCREW IT ON ... BUY THE TICKET, TAKE THE RIDE." -HST
"May you live in interesting times." -CHINESE CURSE
"I can protect myself from my enemies, may God protect me from my friends." -ITALIAN PROVERB
"$200,000 more and we ought to take a leak." -Tony Montana
I PUT ON FOR MY CITIES
"'Only poets and thieves can exercise freewill and most of them die young.' How about a man who's both a poet and a thief - and a hellfire good shot as well. A man like that could hold out for a long time." -Hunter S Thompson